WHAT IS GOING ON??

What the ... ! I seem to be failing my duties as a good Mother to the Stitches, losing them by the day to a booze-pills hell! This is Will and Jim, and they shuttle between Scotland (that explains the booze) and Chicago (that explains the view). Their father is Joe Farkwaharsson (well that's how you say it). Jeez Joe, excercise some parental control or who will be there to look after you when your liver has clapped out? Think ahead man, think ahead.