THE LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED

That's it, this has all gone too far now. This is tasteless, disturbing and just plain WRONG. Whoever you are, and I have an inkling, there will be retribution. I nearly didn't print this image, but I don't believe in censorship.

LUNATIC

This person is getting out of control. But look, there's a clue in the photo cos you can see a slight reflection of the person taking the photo. I'm sure I recognise the hands. How is this all going to end?? Will it be an Eastenders style Christmas fiasco...

WHAT IS GOING ON??

What the ... ! I seem to be failing my duties as a good Mother to the Stitches, losing them by the day to a booze-pills hell! This is Will and Jim, and they shuttle between Scotland (that explains the booze) and Chicago (that explains the view). Their father is Joe Farkwaharsson (well that's how you say it). Jeez Joe, excercise some parental control or who will be there to look after you when your liver has clapped out? Think ahead man, think ahead.

THE BIG CHILL

More threats from Larry's captor. Clearly someone quite bitter and twisted, whose day is an ebb and flow of sugary highs. Let us pray....

A PLEE FROM LARRY SENIOR

Well, the Stitch community is up in arms about all this business. Check out Larry Snr's blog for his appeal to the purpetrator of this vileness. HERE.

NOOOOOOO!

Whoever has Larry Jnr is a maniac. This received again this morning... poor Larry. Let's hope his heart can withstand the anxiety. No amount of lager will help him now. Please Stitch kidnapper, what's your terms?

THREATENING NOTE FROM LARRY JNR'S CAPTOR

Dear lord, what is happening to Larry Jnr! If he doesn't turn up soon I may have to go on regional television to make a public appeal. To whoever did this – WHAT DO YOU WANT ??

Look at the obsessively neat hand-writing. And are those croissant crumbs on the paper...? (see NEWS ON LARRY posting in July 06, when Larry first went missing):